Hamnet (2006) is a story about a young boy and a young girl, who won’t fall in love with each other, ’cause that would be cliché. Hamnet is a wizard (graduated from The Olde Wizarding School), but not a very good one (except in theoretical magic). The story’s set in an extraordinary world called Holeworld (based on my writings for English class), where there is rumoured to be a hole in the middle (not confirmed, however). Hamnet gets swept away from his school and he meets a girl called Celia. And the adventure will- has already begun! I’ll not spoil the events in case someone finds the draft when I die and decides to publish it, but it makes me laugh (which isn’t hard, so no hopes up).
The following is perhaps the best piece of writing nonsense in the whole thing. You try to write a simple sentence… It’s about the town-naming traditions in Holeworld.



